my name is tom. i live in a wonderfully outdoorsy rectangle called colorado. go rams. ΑΦΩ rocks. i invest most of my money into pudding mutual funds and can often be found contemplating the future of the kool aid industry. if i tie my shoes just right i can run a quarter of a half marathon without breaking a sweat. and, i tend to use an excessive amount of commas. stalk me, rewind time, and if you're curious, just ask.