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my name is tom. i live in a wonderfully outdoorsy rectangle called colorado. go rams. ΑΦΩ rocks. i invest most of my money into pudding mutual funds and can often be found contemplating the future of the kool aid industry. if i tie my shoes just right i can run a quarter of a half marathon without breaking a sweat. and, i tend to use an excessive amount of commas. stalk me, rewind time, and if you're curious, just ask.

Leia at 9 weeks and 17 weeks. Natural hiker.




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Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.



And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

Eeyore is Tumblr.

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My beautiful girls.

My beautiful girls.



"You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand."
-Woodrow WIlson

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I was looking through some old documents and found this restaurant menu I made for a health class in high school:


Here at Seinfeld’s, we strive to provide the highest level of service and food quality for our customers, all while providing healthy choices to help you live better in today’s fast food world.

Our wide array of tasty meals includes:


Hampton Fruit Sampler

Want variety? This fruit sampler provides many different options for everyone at the table! Consisting of some of the best fruit in the country, such as Macinaw peaches, Gala apples, cantaloupe, and white grapefruit, this appetizer certainly has lots to offer. The fruit is served on a large plate and laid out in beautiful patterns! $9.35

"Feel the Burn" Shrimp

If you’re a fan of spicy foods, this is a must get! We take fresh, never frozen shrimp and baste it in a marinade of red pepper flakes and paprika, then grill it and serve it on skewers with our homemade hot sauce! $8.99

Elaine’s Red Pepper YumYums

An appetizer for any occasion! We cut red peppers into squares and triangles and top with olives and prosciutto, which create a delightful combination that is easy on your waistline! $6.99


The Big Salad

For all you salad lover’s out there, this is for you! Stock full of tomatoes, onions, carrots, and of course, crisp romaine lettuce, this is a veggie lover’s dream. Who can forget the fresh baked croutons and light, low fat dressing of your choice to top it off! $3.50

Jambalaya Soup

A delightful concoction of celery, tomatoes, onions, herbs, and chicken. Great tasting and great for you, with lots of protein and other nutrients! $3.00 Add shrimp $1.00



Top-o-the-Oven To You Roasted Chicken

We use garlic cloves, rosemary, and lemon to season this chicken, which we slow roast in our ovens for optimal flavor. Very high in protein! $10.99

Kramer’s Baked Salmon

Salmon is very lean and healthy for you! We bake our salmon in parsley, garlic cloves, basil, ground pepper, and lemon juice for an outstanding outcome. $11.99

"The Right Way" Pasta

We take whole wheat pasta and toss in a light homemade tomato sauce. Whole wheat is much healthier for you, and our pasta tastes amazing! $9.25



Apricot Raisin Babka

This decadent sweet cake is made with low fat butter and a third less sugar is added to it than a regular bakba. It contains a filling made from fresh, handpicked apricots and raisins. $4.99

Jerry’s Non-Fat Yogurt

You won’t believe this frozen yogurt is fat free! It tastes amazing and yet lacks any fat! We take fresh fruit and infuse it into our yogurt! Available in strawberry, blueberry, vanilla, and plain! $4.99

Corner Market Mango Sorbet

Fresh mangos are the basis of this helathy, low fat alternative to ice cream! If you want to end the meal with a bang, get this! $3.75



George’s Malted Milk

Our malted milk contains barley and is more nutritious for you than plain old milk! Available in Bosco chocolate, vanilla, and plain. $3.00

No Stench Tomato Juice

Our fresh tomatoes make terrific juice! We make each batch fresh! Get your daily vegetables servings! $2.50

Long Island Expressway Juicer

We take blueberries, apples, oranges, and bananas to make one of the best drinks on our menu! Get your fruit servings! Tons of vitamins! $3.50



Baba O’Riley  »  The Who

Out here in the fields
I farm for my meals
I get my back into my living